Humorous

Finding Fans, One Fan At A Time

Finding fans is hard work, so I wrote a flash-fiction piece to embody it. Enjoy, and if you feel like posting one of your own, feel free! Just remember that because I write everything from middle-grade to horror and back again, people of all ages read this stuff, so let’s not get overly bloody, crass, or sexual.

 

ALSO: The best STORY POSTED BY MIDNIGHT ON DEC. 29, 2017 (my choice) gets FOUR FREE MBC EBOOKS.

Because why not! To be eligible, though, the story has to POSTED IN THE COMMENTS BELOW.

Everyone tells me I should just focus on finding one fan at a time, one fan at a time, one fan at a time. It’s harder work than I originally thought it would be; but each time I get a fan, it makes me feel special. I know they love my work, because they start screaming in horror from the start. Some of them don’t even make it to the first page, just lost in the terror of the back cover copy that I read to them as I nail their feet and one hand – the other has to be free to turn the pages! – to the floor of my basement.

 

UPDATE: SEE THE STORIES BELOW TO SEE WHICH ONE WAS THE WINNER!

Thanks to everyone who participated. A lot of them were creepy, some were downright awful (in a good way), and ALL of them were fun!

Posted by mbc@writteninsomnia.com in Humorous, Writing Advice