As a Minion, you get...


1. A FREE BOOK

2. Advance notice of deals and new releases

3. TEN extra IQ points

4. A 23.2% increase in overall attractiveness


And MUCH MUCH MORE!

MAKE ME A MINION!

PLEASE NOTE: Becoming one of Michaelbrent’s Minions is not without risk!

Common side effects of Minionhood include (but are not limited to):

 

1) Relentless mobbing
by hordes of admirers

 

2) Being kidnapped
by various governments to be cloned as super soldiers,

 

3) Being continuously scouted
by model and talent agencies, and

 

4) Making coworkers angry
as you do more work than anyone else in the office. Especially Steve. You know which Steve I’m talking about.

 

Is it worth it? Definitely. So sign up. Your friends and family will bask in the glow of your Awesome-itude, and Steve… well, he can shove it.