#1 Bestseller and Bram Stoker Award finalist Michaelbrent Collings brings you "a cryptic tale of fantasy, mystery, and humor that will leave you spellbound" (Reviews in the City) that is "a phenomenal read" (The Big Thrill Magazine), and is clinically proven to cure dusty urine!*
Larry Correia. Kevin J. Anderson. D.J. Butler. Orson Scott Card. Mercedes Yardley.
Would you like to know - I mean, REALLY know - what our favorite authors are doing when they go to those fancy comic-cons? Because it ain't just writing.
"This book offers a magnitude of fun, humor, and awesome storytelling." - Word Gurgle
See, every year, thousands of people attend comic-cons dressed as monsters. Of course, you probably already knew that. But did you ALSO know that...
every year, thousands of MONSTERS
attend comic-cons dressed as PEOPLE.
Sure. Nothing could POSSIBLY go wrong there.
"Hilarious... A rollicking good time with humour and mind-bending twists." - Sci-fi & Scary
Luckily, the con organizers have placed Wardens throughout the conventions. These undercover supernatural troubleshooters are tasked with stopping mayhem before it starts . . . or solving the murders after they happen.
"Bursting with humor... fun, original, and well worth the price of admission." - Dungeon Crawlers Radio
I'M MICHAELBRENT COLLINGS: author of this book, and one of the Wardens.
A "fast-paced, funny... pun-filled, and thoroughly affectionate glimpse into Michaelbrent's World of cons." - The Horror Review
My job is to go to the cons, where I sell books, make fans, and kill the occasional monster.
"I want more. I hope this proves to be the first book of a series." - Rampant Coyote Games
It's not just me, either. Those authors I told you about . . . you'd never guess what many of your favorite authors are REALLY up to at the conventions.
Luckily, though, you don't have to guess.
One of the "Best Books of 2017" (Sci-fi & Scary)
JUST READ THIS BOOK. And get ready to have . . . your . . . mind . . . BLOWN (or not - what am I, the Boss of Brain Blowing?).
A Whitney Award Finalist
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* Void where prohibited. Not valid in the United States or any other country. Reading this book may cause side effects including but not limited to: uncontrollable awesomeness, increase in beauty, heightened IQ, and/or worsening of dusty urine. Clinical trial consisted of the author's mommy and Warblat the Walnut Whisperer. Use responsibly and remember to always wear your seatbelt.
